Check out this webpage, and it's "Mega Smilies". It made me lol.
http://members.aol.com/bearpage/smileys.htm
"Mega Smileys
C= 2>;*{)) A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin.
}:^#}) Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin. "
http://members.aol.com/bearpage/smileys.htm
"Mega Smileys
C= 2>;*{)) A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin.
}:^#}) Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin. "